Sup!

Is morning now and i try sending dis last night when i wuz ah little drunk but de damn email eh wuk and meh hed was too flusted to figout how so i sending it now and me eh know if it make sense so tell me nah if yuh want to hear de rest ah de tail
ah real wine and ting 🙂 heh and ah still have some coconut left – let meh mix one up.

boy allyuh letme tell allyuh about meh just concluded lime.
so sit back, pour some liquid and take ah read…

yuh see it have dis chick i was playing with like last year and ting, but I put on de charm a little too strong an she get convince that I is like marriage material. She from Rumania, and she does look like that babe from de 5th element – yuh know the perfect babe – go rent de movie and see.
well anyway I had to let she down easy, knowin she go cyah take the bacchanal dong trini side, besides I lookin fuh ah bigga woman.. anyway so she
hook up wit another fella and drop meh tail.

how de drink doin? I hope allyuh still following. so anyway I find out that she ting gone home for 2 weeks without she, and being the playah dat
is, I tell she letwe go to mexico fuh de weeken nah? is like memorial day holiday and ting. Well being such ah sweet tongue, I have she like
sticky paper does get fly.

so saturday ah take she on ah hike to warm she up, and sunday come and we pile in meh little sports ear wit de sunroof and 5 speed stick ( cyah touch! )
and we headin to rocky point aka puerto penasco yo hombre es muy…

so we get dey and it have sand and sun and surf and atv and atc and jet ski
and babe with bikini and all kinda thing. With all dat white meat coming for some browning , we ketch we tail to find ah room fuh de night. I did bring
meh tent and sleeping bag, but meh ass too soft to sleep on de ground so
we gone hotel hunting. Finally at $100US not TT we get a room.

I forget to tell yuh is she birthday eh. And she say she want to go dance. I tell she story and ting about the whine-ing prowess of trinis, and she
anxious to check out meh moves, but that come later in de night, right now is about
4 o clock in de evening and we hungry.

so i say, what yuh does eat in mexico?
well?
is Fish Taco dat is what! so we drive down and find ah little know where i test out meh parallel parking skill. and we start footin it to go see where
the fish tacos dey. But the gyul excited and she want seafood we walkin and this fat hairy mexican run up to we and shout Shrimp! Shrimp! amigo muy
muy Shrimp! come! And before I could say Shrimp dis! the gyul start followin de man. I eh want to embarass she eh, but meh mouth faster dan meh manners and
ah shout aay hombre! we want cook shrimp not raw shrimp!
boy dat gyul hav smarts yes. all dem foreighers yes.

so we ask de fat man, when de best fish tacos. he say over dey. and he point
down de road. then i remember, is she birthday and i pack a bottle.
ah bottle of skotch.
ah bottle of Johnny Walker black wham what else i go take?

but ah need coconut. so fat man say – coco what?
coconut!
el coco? el coco from dat tree – point to palm tree.
meh spanish real kickin to high mode now yes. he say it eh have no coconut.
shit. fuck. shit. how i go get she drunk?
dumb shrimp fat hairy mexican.

well we leave he tail in de dust and we head to the taco place he pointed out

hmmm wha de ass we do dat for?
We real gringos yes. dem tacos come out scrawny and tasteless. she being waif 100lb and ting, give me half ah she own to eat. me eh shy so i done
it.
but before de taco come we get ah mexican waiter. he eh so fat but he roundish and short. dos tacos de pescado y 2 shrimp ones too and dos
magaritas and what is the best beer,
he point to dos equis that is dos x or XX yuh know like two x in spanish?
oh yuh did know dat? good yuh still readin
and so i say yeah bring it.

boy dat beer taste real good. Well it real bland and it come with dat lime in it. and allyuh know how to flavour de beer with ah lime in de bottle
right? well meh gyul eh know dat and after she flinch when ah turn de bottle
upside down, she gimme ah smile. i real playahing yes.

ok. so we satisfy belly grumble fuh now. ah say letwe walk around and see
if we spot de coconuts. yeah ah real hype up how coconut does taste. but

woman is woman and woman could shop without buying thing yes,
is like she try out every bracelet every scruffy looking mexican have in ah
dirty old briefcase thing and eh buy none. And me taggin along like one ah
Julie pothound – not de one dat does bite. Boy i get headache and footache
de same time and where de ass yu go find aspirin in mexico? where in ah drugaria?
I get fed up. hey woman letwe go check out the beach and thing.

arrigh i just get back and i tired type now and ah hungry.
so stay tuned for part 2 the hunt for de coconut and the twin wonders of

breast and curves and real sexy lookin
ah gawd dem woman beautiful and i was right under …

and lemme know if it gettin boring, ah go trow ah lie or two…