maydia

so where wuz i? oh yeah – the gyul shop till i drop. i get headache and footache
and is now 6 o clock in de evening and is high latitude.

yuh know what that mean navin?

it mean de sun still up and it hav ah good coupla hours left ah daylight – good time to take de gyul kayacking and maybe get some smouchin in right?

setting sun and all ah dat romantic stuff.

charlie yuh proud? i hav skills too…

anyway, we done walk to de other side ah the street, an i eh want to go get de car –

de rent watersport place was up de road from where we park.

so i figure we go walk around ah shop and cut through ah cable fence and reach de place and guess what?

she foot tired.

she tired from de hike.

she eh want to walk.

well i is boss, up on meh back is donkey ride i giving and is limbo through the fence me doing limbo an ting –

i real impress she – i real get big boy!

i eh talkin bout dat yuh pervert.

anyway we reach the place and we meet another mexican – is like they every where!

and another clown too who eh know what ah coconut is.

i make sign, ah point to ah palm tree. ah say nuts

he say yuh want cigars? dat place over the road have cuban ( he point )

he want we to go fish tomorrow. I say we want a kayak now.

he say he have to go get one. he say wait. 10 Min he go bring it.
so we head to the harbour – it have boat and jumping fish – they happy to see we or smell we – heh we eh bathe yet we must be real swank.

So ah occupy mehself with she feet. yuh know how, yuh squeeze it, yuh press it,

yuh apply pressure in increasin circles…

“Na Kayak. Late come tomorrow…

damn fuckin fat shupid dumb fuck mexicans..

ok. plan B. we go go and bathe.

one hour later, she say she tired. she want to chill by de pool. she tummy feeling upset ah de fish tacos.
woman.
arright nah woman, yu take it easy. i going and take ah dip an check out the night
see where de action is. when ah come back we go eat and dance.
( an i go get some coconut too… )
so ah jump, into meh speedos

nah not the tight g string one, i does only use dat fuh de swimmin pool..

ah come out and she say she comin. heh like she eh want meh gone alone yes!
ah give she ah nice pat and we head out. Time to take de night out yeah baby!

we hit de beach and it dark already. ah stiff wind blowing and ah shiver in meh
shorts. but nah i is man, ah dust me tank top an toss meh stuff to she and ah run
and plunge. boy meh privates shrivel and meh nipples get hard it feat real nice
🙂

ah come out and meh blood flush to meh skin and meh pecs and lats go- fwuap as
they flood. that wake meh up good. so ah run fuh meh towel as the wind catch meh.

yeah time fuh food so ah turn and tell she – let we go get some fish tacos!

heh as if. she belly wukking she.
she want salad. where de ass i go get salad in mexico?
she want meat. she eh want fish she want meat
i eh say de obvious…
so i diplomatic.
darling.. babe…. superstar!
Why don’t yu choose a place to eat in darling?

yeah dem skinny gyuls is real problems yes. i cyah done learn. we walk the whole road from beach to the start of de strip. she eh see nothin she want. but ah find de coconut stand! right behing ah groceria it have ah shed. it barely have light
and in the gloom i think ah make out ah rasta looking fella sitting on ah bench.
it eh have nobody around, but i want coconut.
we walk up and the mexican look like he real bored.
ah say business lookin slow. he just look at meh.
ah say ah want coconut. young coconut sweet coconut.
he say something in spanish. under the shed it have like 200 coconut.
all ah demm looking like dey 3 month old.

yeah fresh coconut… what de ass i was thinking?
they must be bring it from belize or something.

but what de tail is coconut right? how bad it go be.
dos coconuts por favor – one fuh me and one fuh de gyul.

he open up ah rusty frezeer thing and he pull out 2 coconut with the top and
bottom lopped off – and lookin brown. he poke ah hole with ah cutlass and push ah straw in it. the jelly he poke out look hard. and me i put meh mouth and suck.
what de ass is like mexican could real spoil ah good this yes.
that coconut taste like oil. gawd. ah point to de next one with ah scowl on meh face
and ah taste dat too. it bland but it eh too bad – so ah let the gyul take ah drink – she never drink coconut before – yuh know.

but what ah go do about de johnny walker black ah have stashed back in de trunk?
ah say. ah jump over the bench and ah say a donde vas!
yeah right.
ah point to the heap and mumble ah lookin.
and ah pull two coconuts out they look like they go work – it eh no coconut from bopee tree, but i go take ah chance eh?
So we walk back to de car, me with meh two nuts and everybody lookin
heh like they want some too or they want to know what they is or they just checking meh out.

but now ah have to get the woman food or it go be real pressure. All i want to do is go open dem coconut – but allyuh understand how it is 🙂
so we start cruisin and cruisin and finally she see seafood and steak maybe no salad but it go have meat eh?
ah shot ah tequila, una cerbeza, ah jumbo seafood cocktail, 4 avocado shrimp appetizer ( dat is zaboca navin. ) and a huge platter of shrimp, fry shrimp, fry fish, broil fish calamari and other unknown clam like meat, we call full ah container.
boy i real embarass – we leave half the platter – long time since i couldn’t finish ah plate ah food. it remind meh of susan grad – eh all ah dat sea food eh!

gawd and is johnny next and den jam de night away!

heh we pile in de car and drive back to de hotel

part 3 comin right after i stuff meh belly = stay tuned…